Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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the WNBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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