How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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