- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo Boo who? I don't have a last name, it's just Boo

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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