- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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