- Anti Joke

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

I don't believe in giraffes.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.