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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

Knock knock. Who's there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

how do you wake up lady gaga? set her alarm for a reasonable hour

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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