Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

say it ten times fast: oh

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

I had friends on the Death Star.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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