- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

What's stupid a light bulb.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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