- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

your no better than a cockroach

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

hi dave

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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