Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

1+1=2

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What is 9+10? 19

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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