A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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