- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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