What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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rocky is here again.......................

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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