- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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