- Anti Joke

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

fish fishy caoimhin

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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