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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Judge: Why did you hit your wife with a hockey stick, Mr. Johnson? Mr. Johnson: My father and mother were mutually abusive when I grew up. As you may have guessed, this gave me a skewed view of the dynamics between husband and wife, as well as causing me to hide my emotions from myself as a defense mechanism. As a sociopath, I feel no remorse for this occurrence.

a black person was walking into his home. good thing balls like apple juice and Miley Cyrus was keeping guard with her sword.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a straight line? Because he has Parkinson's disease.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

fish fishy caoimhin

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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