- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

ewrg

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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