What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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