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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Your mom is not fat!

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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