- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

two men where hunting one man shot a deer and ate it, the other man shot the man who killed the deer and made human steaks. a day later he killed his family. and ate them with his dog. he then grabbed the deer that was left in his fridge and used it to make a fire.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Yo' momma is so fat, that- Wait. Sorry. Too far?

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