'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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a

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Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

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