Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in an open hole Poor body disposal practice

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

A black man and a Mexican man are both in a car. Who's driving? The white man who is also in the car with them.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

News:Little boy found dead in old man's white van. Turns out the old man goes to the store and when he comes back the little boy chokes on an apple.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Your mom is not fat!

A man was going to take his girlfriend to prom, and decided to pick up his suit from the dry cleaners. Unfortunately, there was a long line. He then went to pick up some flowers for his date, but there was a long flower line. Finally, he takes his date to prom and decides to get some punch for them.He returns with the refreshing beverage and the couple has a wonderful time.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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