I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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