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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

What do you call an arab ?

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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