Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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