- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: He had no arms Q: Why did the frog fall out of the tree? A: He was stapled to the monkey's face

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the woman with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A diagnosis.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Guest what in the butt

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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