- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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