- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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