- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Knock Knock No solicitors

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

im telling maguire

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

I asked her where you were.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

I love alchohol!

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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