- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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