What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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An astronaut, a nun and a fireman walk into a bar. They all order something to drink as they have all had a busy day.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

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"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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