What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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