- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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