- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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