- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

why are black people so fast? because there black

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

I don't get it

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What fires shots? A gun

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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