- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

A American seeking into mexico

Knock Knock. Shut up.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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