- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Waffles ate my grandma

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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