- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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