When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is my name? I dont know

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

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PENIS

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Women drivers...

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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