What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Urban ghettos

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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