What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

j.p. is dumb

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

why do mexicans get made fun of

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

A man died.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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