What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A man walked into a bar owch

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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