- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

YOU

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Hello.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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