- Anti Joke

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

knock knock Goodbye

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

i dont fisish anythi

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.