a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

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Why did the the dog not eat its food? Because the night before the dog had gotten serious disease and lost appetite

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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