- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

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