- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

What do you call an arab ?

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Jersey Shore.

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

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