whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

How about that airline food?

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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