- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Why could the red heading boy sing higher notes than the blonde headed boy? He was castrated at birth.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Blue.

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