- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

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