- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead