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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

How high is the sky? True or False

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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