Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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George W. Bush

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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