Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Seriosly. too much sex again?

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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