Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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