- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road. It's head was cut off and it didn't know where it was

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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