A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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