- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

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