Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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I love results day! for every A* I get 30 pounds! everything else I cut myself.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

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