- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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