- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

A man penetrates another man.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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