- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What did the man with no head say to the women?

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

I guys look at this new game I bought, what is it, it's called penis it's supposed to be toatally hard

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