I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

can you touch your toes? no

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

guess what>? your mum lol

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Boob

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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