- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

"Knock knock" Come in!

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

CFL

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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