What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

An Asian with a big dick.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

Whats brown a sticky, shit

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

A women left the kitchen.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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