What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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