- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

That is so fetch

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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