Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

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Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

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knock knock? come in

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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