- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

how do you win a game try your best

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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