what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Good job, son.

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Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

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How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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What would u like to drink?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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Q: Why God never got a PhD? A: 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was written in Aramaic, not in English. 3. It has no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. There are serious doubts he wrote it himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The Scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He unlawfully performed not only Animal, but *Human* testing. 10. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told his students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son to teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top.

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What's red and has wheels? A red car

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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