haha black people :D

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Where's my baby??

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

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