What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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Barack Obama.

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

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I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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