- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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