A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

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why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gays house! knock knock who's there? The chicken!

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

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WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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