- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

my gramma died

Actually it was me Josh brown

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

A dog was barking at a tree

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

How old are you? 7

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

The holocaust

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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