- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Stop. Seriously stop.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why are you a chicken? Because I say cock-a-doodle doo

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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