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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

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