your face

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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