What's red and a cow? Red cow

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Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

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Albino African Americans

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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VITAMIN C!

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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Potassium? K.

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John Cena for president

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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