Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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I enjoy Popcorn

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Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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Sloths

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What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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