- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

Click here to end the world.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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