- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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