Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What is white and black and red all over.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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