- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None...they can cook in the dark.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

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